How not to pick up a desi girl.

Hey. sup.

So have you ever heard of a pick up line that should never under any circumstances be used again? I know of more than a few, and I'm putting this out there for all you guys to know that they will NOT make you look smarter or more appealing:

Do you study space? Because you are out of this world.

Are you an ex-convict? -Because you just stole my heart.

I'm melting, I'm melting!

If you were a booger, I'd pick you.

Are you from Tennessee, because you're the only ten I see.

Can I borrow your library card? I would really like to check you out.

If you were girls were Sharpies you would be fine.

If you were at McDonald’s, you would be McHotness!

Is there fire? Because you look smokin'

I lost my phone, Can I borrow your number?

Singing random Desi song lines like "Kya bolti tu?" (Ok. maybe this one works...sometimes)